New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.

Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.

by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010

New Zealand

The only place where a strangers ya mate and ya mate is a cunt.

Sup cunt, who's this?
Its my cousin, don't worry, he is from New Zealand bro
Oh sup mate

by JaYkeO September 1, 2011

New Zealander

people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia

New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!

by Katarina October 8, 2005

zealon

Zeal means passion in French so person with passion on is called Zealon.

Hey dude , you are such a zealon person

by Zealon July 12, 2017

Old Zealand

Noun
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.

“Old Zealand isn’t real”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

zealous

Excited..overly excited..need to get on ridalin

Johnny was over zealous when he got laid by some hot chic

by flicks July 17, 2005

Zelal

The best true friend ! She is fun and exiting she would make u laugh . the boys like her and she has the blood of a Turkish person . everyone wants to be her friend she's social and people feel jealous of her cause they want to be like her .

guy1 : wow its zelal

Guy2 : that's what you call zelal

by JiminISpuppy October 16, 2018