zebraesque

Something or someone that is weirder than weird, stranger than strange, etc.

"putting in 4 gfx cards to have triple monitor setup is just zebraeque"

by Wascally_Wabbit June 6, 2005

Crazy zebra

The act of taking a shit on your partner and then using your penis to draw on the black lines and then cumming on them to make the white lines

Last night I gave my boy friend a crazy zebra. It got pretty messy

by Big tim slimy jim August 3, 2011

rabid zebra

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Zebra Stripes

Snorting coke off a black girls ass.

Did you see Mike doing Zebra Stripes off that strippers ass?

by Jenaboo February 10, 2015

zebraslut

1. a psychotic, over-possessive girlfriend
2. accessorizes with zebra print in an obnoxious way; dressing tacky
3. a tacky whore who spreads her legs for anything & posts boobalicious pictures on facebook
4. a fire-breathing dragon of a girl

1. his girlfriend is such a zebraslut; he can't even talk to another girl without her breaking up with him.
2. zebra print skinny jeans, purse, and headband? what a zebraslut!
3. boy 1: did you get a copy of the pictures that she sent around last night?
boy 2: obviously, she's a zebraslut; the whole school got them!
4. get that zebraslut in an insane asylum.

by suckitbiaaatch September 19, 2009

sparkley purple zebra

A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.

She is my sparkley purple zebra

by Bestmetalheadfriend May 1, 2011

Zebra Pancakes

Intensely delicious pancakes originally made by Ralph Drabble. Used in the treatment of his wife, June's, intense depressions. Usually eaten after June has been very sad but also by other members of the family. Ralph always says "Pancakes make people happy!" They are impossible to resist. They are usually covered in white and dark chocolate and often served with syrup and butter. The effects do not last long but they are delicious. If you want something that will really get you un-sad, try Zebra Pancakes - remember, Ralph Drabble told you!

Ralph: You look a little sad, honeybunch. I know what'll get you going! How about some Zebra Pancakes?

June: Zebra Pancakes? What in the world are they?

Ralph: You've eaten these before. Remember those great pancakes I make you when you're sad. Those are Zebra Pancakes. (he starts making some) After all, pancakes make people happy! You can't resist these.

Beatrice: Zebra Pancakes?! Oh man, a Gunny Granny could be proud of those. See this? (she points to the referee shirt she's wearing) Now, if you're gonna call it a Zebra Pancake, you've got to be dressed as a zebra!

Ralph: Here, taste these! Sweet, isn't it? Even someone who isn't sad should eat my Zebra Pancakes.

Opal: Hello sweetie. Are you eating Zebra Pancakes? I want some, too. Earl almost made me cry today.

Ralph: Here, give these a try.

June: Gee, pancakes do make you happy! Even though the effects don't last long.

Earl: Whoah, she's right. These Zebra Pancakes are awesome! They'll make you a zippy zebra in no time. I'll take seconds! (they all take seconds)

Ralph: I told you so! Zebra Pancakes rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 18, 2011