Zipper Marks

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."

Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?

A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!

by pm December 4, 2003

zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011

zipper chomp

Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.

"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"

"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"

"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"

by Sovi big red September 29, 2013

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

by Craig00 February 12, 2006

zipperhead

A derogatory term used in reference to people of Asian descent.

It is said to have been coined during the Korean war by frontline troops whom had run over enemy troops in jeeps.

The soldiers claimed that the tire tracks from the jeeps left a pattern resembling that of a closed zipper along the corpse.

Damn, look at all the zipperheads here, it's like they've just taken over.

by Chris The Almighty January 26, 2006

Zipper Trick

Slyly poke your dick out of your zipper, in the dark, then request the aid of a female with your 'stuck' zipper who then touches your dick.

I totally pull the zipper trick off on Christine last night, was awesome!

by Kevin12 August 19, 2011