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Zimmerism

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity and is far from getting the job done.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.
Guy 1: Hey faggot i hate you
Guy 2: oh yeah...well...shut up...faggot..i hate you..
Guy 3: you're a moron, that's a Zimmerism right there
by thisblows7504 April 26, 2006
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Zimmerman

Verb.
The act of starting a fight with a person of lower social or ethnic status and then deploying a weapon, claiming self-defense afterwards.
Can be done by any clean cut person with a minimal criminal record, provided the lesser person can be deemed a worse person.
Named after George Zimmerman, a white Hispanic/German-American and son of a judge who successfully chased and killed a black teenager coming home from the store with a bag of skittles, and was found not guilty by means of self defense because the teen fought back.
Judge's Son: Hey what are you doing on my street?! (gun in hand)
Minority: Why are you following me cracker?
Judge's Son: Watch how you talk to me or I'll pull a Zimmerman on you.
by Big Bad 509 August 26, 2013
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Zammerdoodle

I “guy” who has a melon head, thinks Lebum was better than Jordan and doesn’t like Garth Brooks but loves Chris Gaines.
What a melon headed zammerdoodle that guy is”
by William J. Abernathy December 10, 2021
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zimmerdik

some one who has a small dick but clams they have a big one.
boy: My dick is big. (has a chode).
girl: nu uh you zimmerdik
by Billy Madisonling July 5, 2012
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Zammar Bnayak

Used to ask if someone's child is able to ride a bicycle yet by infering the use of a bicycle horn. From arabic زمر بنيك
John: Zammar Bnayak?
Lewis: oh indeed, he is riding on two wheels only now.
by Gigi di Tomatino August 6, 2021
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Zimmerman Defense

Usually armed with guns, engaging with hopefully unarmed person(s), looking for trouble, gets into a losing conflict, shoots and then cry victim.
When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.
by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021
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Zamier

A funny person with greats looks and a contagious smile, who is also funny without trying and can be the life of the party while being very laid back and chill.
Zamier puts music on to lift the mood in the party.
by Zamier November 22, 2021
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