zack welton

Fat creepy man who collects cans and rides his bike around lunenburg Massachusetts. Creepy man who does weird shit

Zack welton likes to ride his bike and get his can man groove on.

by Burger King man October 17, 2020

Mail box zack

Mail box zack is part of the scp foundation and is a terrifying monster who wracked up a bad reputation among his peers as a result he awaits at a mailbox every few hours to beat the skulls of bullies who attacked his friends

Scp foundation terrifying moments with mail box zack

by Elysia_lyn October 23, 2023

zack

Zack, has the bod of a God is the coolest and will fuck yo bitch any day. His dick is so big to all the girls wants his meat, even yo mom.dont mess wit him

guy:zack is such a snake he fucked my bitch without we knowing
Other guy: SAME!

by Randall cob March 5, 2017

Zack Ryder

Zack Ryder is an immensely cool WWE superstar, with the world class catchphrase of "Woo Woo Woo!!! You Know It!!!"

He looks like a bit of a mentalist with his odd coloured shirts, sunglasses being worn indoors, but overall he is cooler than Carlito.

Edge "You're looking slick tonight Zach!"

Zack Ryder "Woo Woo Woo!!! You Know It!!!"

Curt Hawkins "Wheres my compliment Mr Edge?!"

Zack Ryder "Clap It Up, bro!"

by SteRDLK May 31, 2009

zacky vengeance

Guitarist in Avenged Sevenfold.
Hottest Guy ever.

Zacky Vengeance is so hot.

by x___Ash January 5, 2008

Zackery

A guy with a very big dick and when girls have sex with him he makes it hard to walk the next day

Girl 1: I had sex with Zackery last night and he made it hard to walk
Girl 2:Ik what I’m doing tonight

by Mood._.edits September 17, 2018

zakk wylde

The most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that theyre punk ass garbage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this shit off? Not many. Dimebag Darrell was also good friends with him(R.I.P) Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the fucking screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your ass. Enough said.

Nick-"Holy shit, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!"
Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"

by Nick April 8, 2005