Zacked

A term that can apply to any fucked up or wierd situation. Can also be used to describe a spastic or insane person that should be on strong medication, or a plain stupid person.

Guy "Fuck! my car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me for another girl, my wife just left me, and now I have a burning case of the herpies"

Friend "What? That shit is Zacked bro!"

Girl "Did you see that guy over there talking to a tree and then trying to hump it?"

Friend "yeah that guy is definatly Zacked!"

by T-Boss November 3, 2008

zachiel

The name given for a guy with a tiny penis and has no love for girls

Zachiel never wanted any attention from girls

by Dick hunch March 31, 2016

Zacked

When trolling leads to GTA

Did you hear how He got Zacked last night after that trolling session?

by thiefery October 28, 2010

zacklee

Synonym for "uniform" or "uni", derived from "everyone on that baseball team is wearing zacklee the same clothes."

Hey Nomar, get you zacklees on. The game starts in 10 minutes.

by denton fabrics May 25, 2007

zackled

Zackled is the term when something close to you has died, can also be used to describe something grotesque or ugly.

e.g. I can't believe it Timmy the dog has zackled...

e.g 2 man that boxer dog is zackled!

by Teej91 August 29, 2012

Zacked

A person who's great at being a cock block

Dude I got Zacked the other day with my girl

by Gonaherpasyphalaidaitupeniscun May 8, 2014

zachkiel

Zachkiel is a guy mostly keeps things to himself but he is very caring but a perv aswell but he takes romance to another level and makes the spark in your relationship and he rocks your world in bed.

He's such a joker and he always cheers you up

Girl: I had a wonderful time with Zachkiel yesterday
Friend: I heard he's really romantic
Girl: Yeah he's so funny he's the fire in our relationship

by Zachkiel July 20, 2016