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Top Youtube Comment(s)

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One of the first Youtube comments you usually see when you scroll down the comment section. Depending on how you chose to sort it, it would be the most liked comment or the most recent. Top comments are usually clever, expressive or just completely random.
P1" I want the Top Youtube comment(s)!"
P2" Duh lets play Russian Roulette. Every 5th like wins"
by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016
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YouTube Rewind

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9 Year Old Timmy: YouTube rewind was very good this year! They had Ninja!
Mother: (Disowns child)
by Trugma December 10, 2018
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When you clicked so many thumbnails on Youtube, you realise you have gone too far and your now surfing the creepy stuff.
Dude, I'm totally on the Wrong side of youtube
by zandoze February 26, 2012
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Youtube captions

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A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
by Andymii January 21, 2016
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YouTube Whore

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Attention whores from YouTube, mostly females, who make random videos with cleavage or misleading thumbnails on their videos. The most notorious YouTube Whores are MeganSpeaks, TheReplyGirl, and LauraTickled.

Basically, cleavage is how they get views on their pointless shit-vids. On MeganSpeaks videos, so many people have flagged her videos for spam or misleading thumbnails that YouTube removed the flagging option from all her videos, but still leaves everyone with the option to give it a big thumbs down.
MeganSpeaks: "Jokes on you, I cant be flagged so fuck you"

MeganSpeaks: "My videos were not against YouTube guidelines and my flagging is disabled to protect me" (Protected by erected penises by YouTube staff)

Did you know YouTube Whores have a head on their shoulders? Huh...their boobs were distracting me from their shitty fucking video.
by Le Derpson February 29, 2012
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YouTube

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A site that was once about, well, you is now about whoever makes the most money.

Are you an animator? YouTube doesn't give two shits and they'll never support you.
Do you want to be a critic? Ha! If you want to get a copyright strike then go for it!
Do you want to express your opinion? Get ready to be hated and get your channel taken down for no reason?
Do you want to do anything creative? Go fuck yourself - YouTube

If you want to be successful, do something easy like becoming a let's player or a vlogger. Oh yeah, and make sure you have a pretty face so idiots can fantasize on being in bed with you.
Or you could become the utter scum of YouTube and become a reactionist. What's a reactionist? They're basically people who watch a video and do nothing but yell, "oh shit" or "dayum!" without being creative. In fact, they steal the video!

So there you have it. A site that can be amazing but chooses to be shit.
Hey my channel got taken down!
YouTube: Fuck you.
by Gluff September 10, 2016
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