Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 1, 2017

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 3, 2019

Yonk

1. pulling something
-Metephorically
-literally

2. just a random thing to say, like yeet

1.
m- i yonked his shlong
l- zim is yonking my strings

2.

"YONK"
"Whyd you say that"
"why not"
"ok YONK"
"yonk indeed"

also my wattpad user is @yonkinthechat

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonk

1. Pulling something
-metephorically
-literally

2. just as a random thing to say, like yeet

also my user on wattpad is @yonkinthechat

1.
m- zim is yonking my strings
l- i am yonking my friends hoodie because i want his attention

2. "YONK"
"whyd you say that?"
"why not?"
"fair enough, YONK"
"yonk indeed"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

by Bubblecones February 10, 2021

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonk

Synonymous with yes. Largely used in agreement with a statement or question

Hey man, did you get the beers for the party?
Yonk bro!

by Belowaveragejoesky January 26, 2024