are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.

Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.

by California Dictionary December 11, 2016

roll tide you fucks

The motto of the coolest group on the UIUC campus.

*group of annoying people come out*
*cool group chases them away*
Cool group: ROLL TIDE YOU FUCKS.

by XxbachxX February 13, 2016

you fucked up my face

The famous quote in Hunt Down The Freeman said by Mitchell Shephard to Adam before killing him

you fucked up my face *gunshot*

by MemeLord4063 May 28, 2018

Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE

Something your mom says when she's driving.

"Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE" you mom says.
"Mum stop yelling"

by urmom(; June 06, 2022

You Fucked My Head Up

It means can't think straight.
Or your a drug to them...

When your man or woman s says: You fucked my head up.

by Caramel10 February 01, 2021

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 April 24, 2018