Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

Yarning

When some dumb bitch is so mentally unstable she sows yarn into her skin

Why would you date that bitch, she’s yarning herself

by Canadian Monster December 2, 2025

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 7, 2020

Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017

Yarne

A real MILF magnet.

Ow hide your mom there comes a Yarne!

by Ilovevinnie February 27, 2022