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Doing a Wozza

Well used sentence in Worcester...

Someone Doing all the chop pretending they didn't know it was all that was left,
Top loading spliffs or pretending to forget to give it back
Doing a Wozza

Someone who assumes you've already had ur line and ends up somehow with two.

Accidentally having a 80 instead of a line
by A man with no chop left May 16, 2016
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fuzzy wuzzy

Being buzzed as your vision get blurry from drinking too much everything seems to be shaking.
Doris drank too much that she fuzzy wuzzy, didn't see the shoe on the floor and fell head first to the ground.
by Manny Swagged Z November 29, 2011
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wuzband

A wuzband is a has-been husband and it's a great way to refer to your "Ex". Wuzband embodies a touch of humor and you and your friends don't have to honor him with his given name. And best of all you don't get on everyone's nerves with all those bitter adjectives. Popularized by Linda Cantrell a radio talk show host.
I saw the wuzband in town yesterday.
by Linda Cantrell June 3, 2008
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wazzat

Slang for what's that.

Usually stated like the fools from the Budweiser commericals that say "Wassup."
Stacy: "Crap on you, you ignaramous insuffering panda bear."
Mike: "WaZZaT j00 say?!?"
by Mike February 8, 2004
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Grand Wizzard Theodore

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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wuzzer

(pernounced "woozer")
Adjective: someone who states or acts the obvious or annoyance.
Noun: a dumbass.
"That's a wuzzer statement."
"Stop being a wuzzer."
by gonzorr July 16, 2008
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