u wot m9

Referred to "u wot m8", the questioning sentence "u wot m9" is a sillier way of mispelling "u wot m9"; a British phrase made by non-UK citizens. Some people will use "m9" to purposely make themselves sound more stupid.

Generic British Person: *rants about something that anybody will disagree with*
Non-British Troll: u wot m8?
More Non-British Troll: u wot m9? ill bash ur hed in m10 swer on me mum
American: suck my ass m9

m8 m9 m10 m11 m12 mate wot u wot m8 brit troll UK bash swer mum

by IamBjerg January 11, 2015

U Wot M8

''U Wot M8'' or ''You Wot Mate'' is usually used when a person doesnt hear what the other person is saying, it also can be used in arguments or before a fight which is spoke in a quick aggressive manner, the term ''You Wot Mate'' has been around since the early 90's and the term has recently confused Americans as expected.

Your mums a slag....
U Wot M8? you wanna a fucking slap?

No, i was just joking mate, sorry.

by kingbt3rd October 16, 2013

U Wot Bruv

The best thing to say in any circumstance.

Bruv 1: 'Ello luv
Bruv 2: You wot bruv

by Im British Luv May 6, 2020

wot n tarnation

Term relating to rednecks

Rednecks express their disbelief with this

*she's more kinky than you thought*
"wot n tarnation"

by MoistSock March 2, 2017

U Wot M8

It is a term that British people use. People outside of the UK think it sounds ridiculous, so the modern stereotype or newfag would think that British people have very poor grammar. It basically means, "You What Mate". Those 3 words don't even make a proper sentence, therefore it is a funny thing to say and a way to make fun of Brits'

Alfred: ...

Benjamin: U WOT M8

by ultimatewanker October 24, 2012

wot u sayin

London slang

used when a person wants to find out what their friends have been up to

person calls said friend and says

safe (friends name) wot u sayin

Friend says: nothin man just chillin,

said friend then replies: wot u sayin bruv?

person then says whatever they want to say to said friend

convasation ensues......

by samuel justin adesanya January 6, 2010

U WOT M8?

''text'' speak for ''you what, mate?''; which is stereotypically used around the UK (specifically Newcastle and Liverpool). This phrase is usually used within Dolan comics, for its grammatical inaccuracy and confrontational tone

Dolan: U WOT M8?

by Dr J Christ January 15, 2013