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Woodser

an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.
"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."
by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010
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take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating
Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs
by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007
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Tiger Woods

A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
by Skinny Black1 December 6, 2009
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woodside high school

a public school located in the bay area full of kids from redwood city, east palo alto, emerald hills, portola valley, etc. the bathrooms are where everyone is posted up with pens and nic shit. the campus is pretty big but you can always seem to find someone being taken away on a golf cart driven by one of the security guards. also there is this dumb ass shit called SSR - sustained silent reading.
"does she smoke?"
"she goes to woodside high school, so yea."
by whoever666 January 8, 2019
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Tiger Woods It

Verb:

To act in a manner contrary to a positive one has built up, whether amongst friends, professionals, colleagues, the media, social networks, etc,.

For example, Tiger Woods had built himself a reputation and image of a consummate professional who no one could find fault with. However, due to recent events, his good image was ruined in as stories surfaced that were contrary to his previously established image.
Man, Susan and Tom called off their engagement because he was hooking up with the office temp and she found out.

No WAY! He really Tiger Woods It didn't he?
by xChiTowNx March 15, 2010
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Jordyn Woods

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.

No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)

Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019
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A Tiger Woods

Getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your ass with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!
My Best Friend's husband just admitted to sexting some tramp in Ohio she was so pissed she gave him a Tiger Woods!
by Bunkobeauty December 3, 2009
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