Womp Womp Womp

A phrase uttered whenever a person makes a futile attempt at a witty remark or when they make a terrible joke that no one laughs at. This phrase usually comes after a long awkward silence after the person has made their corny comment or joke, at which point everyone around laughs at the offender.

<Person 1> Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

(Crickets chirping)

<Person 2> Womp Womp Womp!

by Jorge Ragula July 20, 2008

love womp

To feel such great love for someone that you have a need to attack their crotch with an amazing uppercut.

I gave her my love womp last night. I think her rection was as expected.

Love womps are common.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 9, 2002

woops it's early

first shag in a year ..

you've just entered your bird and you say"woops it's early" ive just cum...

by treggsy January 14, 2008

Wopsican

An individual that is half Italian and half Mexican.

I'm a Wopsican baby!

by Diggy-Dantz March 28, 2007

woopsy daisy

when something goes wrong in a romantic situation and needs serious emotional curfews to be completely sorted.

"what a fuck up, woopsy daisy - hope it'll be ok"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

Low Key Headdy Wops

Getting a Blow Job in a public setting, but making it so no one knows. Often times done in a car, movie theater, or in a park.
Can be abbreviated as LKHW- but pronounced LKHDub

Ex 1: I got some Low Key Headdy Wops when Jill and I went thru the car wash!

Ex 2: Dude, i just got some LKHW in the bathroom of that party last night!

by GulleyBreeze October 19, 2010

Wompus Cat

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

by hoothoot December 24, 2007