Wise Owl

An elderly person. Old person sounds so derogatory, why not emphasis the positive, their wisdom.
The wise owls went to visit their grand kids in their scooters.
by Fi_Toronto June 21, 2013
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wise-acre

Wise-acre is essentially synonymous with the terms jerk and jackass. One defining feature is that a wise-acre enjoys comedy more than anything, and therefore an insult comic or a practical joker would be called wise-acres. It has fallen into disuse recently, but it's still there.
Yeah, Tom's a real wise-acre. He screwed the top of the salt-lid off and when I went to pour it it fell off.
by Wesley Durrance October 17, 2005
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Wise Duck

This is a insult you use to people who carry out really dumb actions. Use this insult sarcasticly!
Someone (Wise Duck) that tries to shave their beard with a electric meat knife, not thinking of the consequences ie total annihilation of the wind pipe!
by Weetz August 29, 2006
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uva wise

The liberal arts college of the University of Virginia. As with the other colleges of the University of Virginia, this college, the College at Wise, is highly regarded by U.S. News and World Report.

In the liberal arts tradition of Thomas Jefferson, the College at Wise offers majors in the liberal arts.

Highly regarded students distinguish themselves with certain majors unavailable at some other Virginia colleges, i.e. (Communication, Software Engineering), and more importantly the highly selective UVA-WISE Honors Program.
by Cashmoney5567 October 20, 2009
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dillon wise

A huge doucheface who does not give two rats assholes about any fucking one. loves Femshep as his waifu and also loves to make everyone's life a living shit. a weeaboo fagass who hates his sisters.
by Primarch shitlicker June 20, 2014
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Logan Wise

Someone who is named Logan and acts wise or smart, but is secretly gay and dating your best friend.
by The Kool Cid January 23, 2022
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shit wise

Smart but dumb in the same time.
In reality many people are shit wise today.
by lazypast33 May 20, 2015
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