Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.

Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010

warren county windsheild wiper

when you are titty fucking a woman and you ejactulate on her face and wipe it back and forth multiple times.

"i was tit fucking this bitch and she told me to stop so i gave her a warren county windsheild wiper"

by jack meahoff November 19, 2007

Wad wiper

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there

My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room

by Blade boy gardener March 3, 2004

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004

no-wiper

(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.

John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!

Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?

John: I had a hunch.

by gayme March 12, 2007

penis wiper

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ

Her penis wiper was all over me.

by ashbie debley March 31, 2008