judy winslowed

v. -To disappear with no reason or explanation.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.

Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.

Little Girl: "Daddy, howcome all my things are gone and my bedroom is full of your sports memorbilia?"
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."

Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!

by Judy Winslow May 16, 2006

The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler. I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora January 3, 2009

Winblows

The name IT professionals give to any version of operating system made my MicroSatan (Mircosoft).

Man, I went to fix that customers computer, and you would know, Winblows was on it.

by MistresBlue March 8, 2007

Carl Winslow

1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.

2. See: God

In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.

And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

by Leonard Nimoy Jr. February 4, 2008

Kate Winslet

Hog all available space, like Rose did in "Titanic" on the floating door, essentially killing Jack.

I would have slept great if you didn't Kate Winslet the bed.

by ikbueno November 27, 2018

wineland

the owners of wine company and who are usually drunk as hell.

dude1: Damn man! That girl gets drunk everyday!
dude2: ...she has to be a wineland.

by youmuthafucka July 5, 2008

winkleberger

A shoehorn-like device used to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a hole.

"It's okay, big guy. We'll stuff it back in with the winkleberger!"

by Dean Dorsey March 9, 2009