windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash

Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash

by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017

wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.

“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”

by prep girl five June 5, 2023

Wisconsin Windshield

A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.

I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.

by Apprenrice October 5, 2023

windshields

Nickname for a person with glasses.

Hey Windshields, your glasses are fogged up.

by jjdal August 1, 2021

Windshield Wiper

69th gear ... shall I say more.

She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.

by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022

Bug Against a Windshield

When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.

Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.

by White Cosmic May 16, 2022

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020