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Wiggle Bread

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A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.
Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread
by EveryoneSingingLlamaSongs December 19, 2009
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Wiggle Spasm

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The uncontrollable urge to wiggle when something feels good.
He scratched my back and gave me a wiggle spasm because it felt good.
by istacy April 26, 2013
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wiggle bops

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Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.
I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!
by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013
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An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014
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A black brown bird with a yellow beak that wiggles when it walks
Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"
by Banananananassss August 1, 2016
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Wiggle juice

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The juice containing of wiggles
Wiggle juice is a common juice in Africa. It brings their culture together in one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.

Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.
Modern african: yo dawg lemme hit that wiggle juice homie
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother xD

African 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo
by Holywqter March 18, 2019
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