Whitie

A gang of kids stretching from Sacramento CA, to Seattle WA.

Whities for life.

The Whities and I egged the crap outa that house last night.

by W4L October 3, 2007

tighty whities

A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.

Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by willdood January 2, 2010

Tighty-whities

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.

The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.

by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017

Tighty Whities

1.) Ebonics for a white girl who is a virgin.
2.)Refering to a new white man in prison.

1.) "Yo man I broke in two Tighty Whities at the same time last night dawg!"

2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"

by JDMarlow42 July 3, 2010

righty whities

Caucasian Republicans that compulsively obsess about other people's problems while diminishing their own issues.

Ann Ho-ltur always seems to be bitching about someone else, but never mentions how often she like to take dog cock in the ass. She and Robert Novak are just a coupla righty whities with the taste of W's ball cheeze smeared on their faces.

by GloriaB March 24, 2007

whitie-do

god those susked

if you do it right it would be ok?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

whitie-do

see urt monster for something cool!

hooie booie

by foofypoof91 March 13, 2003