mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

hood wrench

to steal, to get fucked over, aweseom cool

dude i got hood wrenched

by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004

Busty Wench

An old pirate saying, usually referring to a prostitute or a skimpy clad lass. Busty wench refers to them having large breasts.

"See that busty wench being o'er there"
"Yaaargh she be having large lovebuckets"

by Fearny14 November 3, 2008

Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

Sammich Wench

A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.

I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.

by Duchess WINston. July 8, 2011

wenchilada

a wench of the mexican variety. likes to eat tacos, refried beans, enchiladas, tacquitos, and churros. sites carlos santana as one of her idols. calls everyone she knows her cousin. upon returning home from college breaks may have to share a bed with her sizable salvadorian grandmother.

Yocelyn is such a wenchilada! She has 10 cousins and they are all having a baby this month. Damn son!

by thetabetaalpha October 20, 2009

Skank Wench

The skank who integrates herself into your life, with nothing but gold digging intentions. Intentionally stupid and flakey proving to be nothing but a constant drain emotionally and monetarily in your life. She strives to fly under the radar as 'dumb' and 'naive' yet knows exactly what she is saying and doing. Though seemingly harmless her gravitational pull manages to isolate all the people around her target (aka the man she is scamming).

"Yo' your girlfriend is a skank wench"
"Fuck that bitch Katie is totally scamming that guy, he thinks she's all innocent but she is a complete and utter skank wench!"
"That chick totally is pretending to be naive but she is such a skank wench"

by Chubby G 'Virgin Slayer' June 20, 2009