wheat cracker

The blackest white person you will ever meet.

That cop let me off with only a warning. Man, he is a real wheat cracker.

by BobertPhillupsy August 6, 2007

Puffed wheat mother fucker!

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.

"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

by Zerodin October 5, 2006

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 1, 2004

wheat thins

A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.

Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.

by fuuon October 10, 2005

wheatley

NOT a bad school..but simply a country club. where kids get away with everything and do what they want, when they want. no one wears the same outfit EVER. almost everyone's car is a bmw/lexus/mercedes/audi. everyone is a JAP

cutting a class when you had a quiz.. the teacher finds you later on that day, you don't get in trouble and you can make up the quiz.

by whateveryouwannacallme April 29, 2005

whoahh

Any tramp, pig, slunt, you can score on with ease.

Yo Bro, Check it out there goes Candy she is a filthy whoahh.

by springer94 August 16, 2007

Cutting wheat

Beating up people who are obsessed with eating healthy, especially those who are gluten intolerant.

Karl: "Hey Steve. What are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
Steve: "Not sure. We were thinking of going to the Natural Grocers and cutting wheat."

by myrealnameisnotjim July 29, 2014