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Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.
Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.
by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009
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Watchung Hills

It is a regional highschool with kids from the towns of watchung, warren, greenbrook, and longhill. They basically own at every single sport and beat ridge at everything besides for when basking ridge illegally recruits individuals to their basketball team (cough pitt cough) The kids that go here are usually spoiled and rich; but they are also classy. Something basking ridge people know nothing about. WHRHS is known as the school not to mess with because everytime there is a fight with another school and them they always come up as the victor. Kinda like at the watchung hills vs ridge hockey game in 2008. Warriors knocked out many Red (green?) Devils in the matter of seconds. Watchung Hills runs Somerset County. Everyone is just jealous of them.
Ridge Girl: Hey Watchung Hills kid can i suck your cock?

Watchung Hills Kid: Nah, i dont want any STDs whore.
by SDSU22 January 26, 2009
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Watching Paint Dry

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.
Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009
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Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.
As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!
by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009
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binge-watching

The process of watching Netflix for several hours straight without ever looking away.
Martha forgot to eat again because she was to busy binge-watching Netflix
by l!ndsey123456 September 20, 2016
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Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.
Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
by kira A May 1, 2021
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Demon whacking your sin staff

girl: hey big boy, mind if i start demon whacking your sin staff?
boy: hell yea!
by niggerbob May 9, 2012
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