weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

by Big Travis October 2, 2006

wieners

hot dogs made by Oscar Meyer

why would you need a definition on this?

by Bob Wiley May 13, 2005

weenerscout

one who enjoys sucking penis

raymond matthys is a weenerscout

by Brian October 31, 2004

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Weaners

When a caucasian or white person wishes he was, dresses, speaks, and acts like a ghetto Mexican, or "Beaner", hence the term "Weaner". Replacing the "B" in "Beaner" with a "W" for "White".

"There's a couple arguing outside" says Jesse
"What do they look like?" says Leilani
"Weaners." states Jesse

KFed.

by leileileilei February 3, 2012

weebers

A somewhat lame cutesy word used to mean welcome back. Originates from the word weebee which came from the shortened form wb

fakescreenname1 : I'm back.
fakescreenname2 : weebers
fakescreenname1 : did you miss me?
fakescreenname2 : of course

by princess consuelabananahammock July 4, 2004

Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)

Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"

by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010