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Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.
by Stiricide August 30, 2010
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Weeblin

A person under the age of 18, still attending school and living with parents. Weeblins do not have a job or any source of income besides their parents. Others can be referred to as a weeblin from the day they are born until they turn 18
Friend: Hey, she's pretty cute.
Me: Dude she's just a weeblin!

The mall today was full of fucking weeblins
by Fester541 June 25, 2012
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For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.
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