A legal wedding, performed by a Justice of the Peace (hence, JoP), typically so that the couple is recognized by the law and can garner the benefits of marriage. JoP weddings are very common among US service members who might not have time to organize wedding celebrations before training or deployments. Oftentimes, a traditional wedding celebration with a religious official, wedding ceremony and reception takes place months or even years later.
Since we had a JoP wedding, we have two wedding anniversaries. My husband said I have to pick one anniversary to celebrate, so each year I pick the anniversary for which Uncle Sam has NOT sent him to training or Afghanistan.
by Booklover January 15, 2013
Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.
Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."
by obillo April 10, 2009
Following the wedding reception, the groom escorts the bride, maid of honour, and all the bridesmaids to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the bride, maid of honour and all the bridesmaids serve and sexually pleasure the groom until the following morning.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023
While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
by raptorcyde July 21, 2017
I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
A GROSS sexual act between a man and a women. The women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he cums inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let's the cum drip into his mouth. At this point they kiss. The mix of brown and red is where the Rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.
by BrownBoy90 June 18, 2015
A: Here in India we don't have Netflix and Chill, because we go straight to Wedding and Bills
B: That's some serious next-level shits
B: That's some serious next-level shits
by Angry Sheep February 02, 2016