A legal wedding, performed by a Justice of the Peace (hence, JoP), typically so that the couple is recognized by the law and can garner the benefits of marriage. JoP weddings are very common among US service members who might not have time to organize wedding celebrations before training or deployments. Oftentimes, a traditional wedding celebration with a religious official, wedding ceremony and reception takes place months or even years later.
Since we had a JoP wedding, we have two wedding anniversaries. My husband said I have to pick one anniversary to celebrate, so each year I pick the anniversary for which Uncle Sam has NOT sent him to training or Afghanistan.
by Booklover January 15, 2013
Get the JoP Weddingmug. While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
by raptorcyde July 20, 2017
Get the Viking Weddingmug. Following the wedding reception, the groom escorts the bride, maid of honour, and all the bridesmaids to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the bride, maid of honour and all the bridesmaids serve and sexually pleasure the groom until the following morning.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023
Get the Wedding Haremmug. I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Wedding Glovemug. A: Here in India we don't have Netflix and Chill, because we go straight to Wedding and Bills
B: That's some serious next-level shits
B: That's some serious next-level shits
by Angry Sheep October 7, 2016
Get the wedding and billsmug. Severe psychological distress caused by inviting your out of control college friends to an absurdly opulent wedding. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: sweating buckets, psychological break downs, and exteme regret of having friends in the first place.
Kelly knew Justin was suffering from wedding ptsd when he woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming "you're done" at the top of his lungs
by Bigtaste-T July 11, 2015
Get the wedding ptsdmug. Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.
Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."
by obillo April 10, 2009
Get the Wed-by datemug.