Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

by Austin August 3, 2004

Weak Ink

Someone who has multiple tattoos with no muscle mass.

Tom: "Dude did you see that turd at the beach that weighed 120 pounds with 2 tribal band tattoos?"

Jason: "Hell yea I did, that flamer was sporting some major weak ink!"

by Kteezy July 4, 2009

weak stream

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.

Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*

by Comikal February 9, 2009

shits weak

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

weak foot

A persons foot(left or right) that is weaker than their strong foot.

a football player usually avoids using their weak foot when shooting the ball.

by footballfan12345 August 19, 2013

Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.

The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

totally weak

adj./ Meaning that a situation is not desirable. Meaning that a person is not desirable.
- Taken from the Cartman Diaries of central Colorado.

That english class yesterday was totally weak.

by gAZI March 23, 2003