Weak Dick 

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

Weak in the knees 

Being weak in the knees means whenever you see something attractive or after you have sex and/or cum your legs feel weak

Hey do you see that hot girl over there?!

Yeah look at her fat ass

Man she’s got me weak in the knees

Weak in the knees by Billybobjr69 November 6, 2018

Weak ass nigga

Someone who doesn't know how to change a tire

That weak ass nigga Johnny had a mechanic called to change his tire.

Weak ass nigga by desipseudonym November 22, 2016

Weak Sauce 

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

Weak Sauce by Austin August 3, 2004

Weak Ink 

Someone who has multiple tattoos with no muscle mass.

Tom: "Dude did you see that turd at the beach that weighed 120 pounds with 2 tribal band tattoos?"

Jason: "Hell yea I did, that flamer was sporting some major weak ink!"

Weak Ink by Kteezy July 4, 2009

weak stream 

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.

Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*

weak stream by Comikal February 9, 2009

weak handed 

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.

L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*

weak handed by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009