1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
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A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
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to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.
you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.
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Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
by Tswole August 9, 2015
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"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
by littleninja March 27, 2010
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Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
by okcdude February 18, 2011
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