wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC August 1, 2013

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jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

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toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

by toilet wand February 3, 2022

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Shit wand

The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.

Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage

by The Duchess of Rudder February 28, 2010

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A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

by IsaacHunt May 3, 2014

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