Waluigi Mangione

Murder suspect of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Comparisons to Batman were not fair as DC's Batman hasn't ordinarily killed anyone under most scriptwriters' stories. Healthcare is important and democratic methods remain feasible even if things don't happen overnight. Regardless of any wrongdoings by the company, may Mr Thompson Rest in Peace.

Like Super Mario but villainous: Wario.
Like Luigi but cruel: Waluigi Mangione.

by 🅰️ December 11, 2024

Waluigi

Looking into his dreamy eyes and his beautiful moustache. You look at the eyes again and see a flair of the burning Luigi Mansion. That is the only time youll fell true love... And the only time youll feel true heartbreak. Just saying his name will make you and everyone around youl passout cause of the power

Micheal:What is his name again? The purple guy from Mario?
Richard:Do you mean Waluigi?... *Passes out*
Micheal:*Passes out*
Store Owner:*Passes Out*
You:*Passes Out*

by E P I C Despacito69 January 29, 2020

Waluigi

The person who wasn't in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Person 1: Yo! Can't wait to play Waluigi tonight!
Person 2: Sorry, mate. The purple-hatted twig isn't in it yet. Please pay respects to our fallen hero, Waluigi...

by F3nnek December 30, 2018

Waluigi

Will never get into smash

smash ultimate full roster
waluigi is nonexistent

by .u August 25, 2019

Waluigi Wiggler

A stupidly popular Mario Kart build that is only used by pro players out of the loop and people addicted to tiktok.

"My favourite mario kart combo is the waluigi wiggler."
"Are you good at the game or are you just addicted to short form videos"
"guys have you heard of yoshi teddybuggy yet"

by Ukalik April 17, 2024

waluigi

The sexiest being on gods planet. A wonderful guy that is also a great succer. Sakurai is just jealous of his big ass. also jealous of how much wario pussy he gets ;). Waluigi became the first adopted child in nintendos family after a long childhood of rape. He learned from his master dedede how to be a succ. It worked. He has become this worlds god.

1: hey! guess who i saw today!
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH

basically waluigi is sex-

*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE

by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

Waluigi

he's hot
man
he's that guy you'd date
he's god's true form
he's the one that always says,,,
✴* 🎀 𝐰 𝐚 𝐡 🎀 *✴
he's the one who would dab on u and yeet away
man he is damn hot

1: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT NEW KID Waluigi???
HE'S SO H OT"

2: "yeah i did lol xddd"

1: " OK "

by sfsgsdgsgsgs August 2, 2018