1: WALUIGI!
2: Dude, did he just waluigi us?
3: Yeah. He did.
4: It's the third time this year that he's been waluigiing us.
2: Dude, did he just waluigi us?
3: Yeah. He did.
4: It's the third time this year that he's been waluigiing us.
by Help me please February 22, 2017

by .u August 25, 2019

Looking into his dreamy eyes and his beautiful moustache. You look at the eyes again and see a flair of the burning Luigi Mansion. That is the only time youll fell true love... And the only time youll feel true heartbreak. Just saying his name will make you and everyone around youl passout cause of the power
Micheal:What is his name again? The purple guy from Mario?
Richard:Do you mean Waluigi?... *Passes out*
Micheal:*Passes out*
Store Owner:*Passes Out*
You:*Passes Out*
Richard:Do you mean Waluigi?... *Passes out*
Micheal:*Passes out*
Store Owner:*Passes Out*
You:*Passes Out*
by E P I C Despacito69 January 29, 2020

Isaac: See that sexy purple nigga over there? That’s Waluigi, he’s gonna steal yo chick.
Bobert: fuck.
Bobert: fuck.
by Jeffy12345 February 23, 2022

by TheLimist September 9, 2023

The sexiest being on gods planet. A wonderful guy that is also a great succer. Sakurai is just jealous of his big ass. also jealous of how much wario pussy he gets ;). Waluigi became the first adopted child in nintendos family after a long childhood of rape. He learned from his master dedede how to be a succ. It worked. He has become this worlds god.
1: hey! guess who i saw today!
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH
basically waluigi is sex-
*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH
basically waluigi is sex-
*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE
by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

The Man Behind The Dick Urkel Series,Makes Better Games Than Todd Howard And Nintendo,A Friend With A Small Youtuber,The Angriest Man Alive,And The Worst Discord Administrator Of All Time
by WakeUpMottoJuoob June 30, 2021
