call waiting face-off

When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.

Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.

Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?

by Keithian July 29, 2008

Waiting

The code word used for 'wanking' when around small children when you wish not to insult their small, innocent minds.
Used when wanting to describe S.S.W.S (Shit.Shave.Wank.Sleep.) Without giving away the conversation.

Some people like to wait whilst they are bored
Other people wait when their parents are out
After waiting, most people come.
Some people wait together so they can come at the same time.

Person 1: Heeyy dude, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah, wait a second...

by JoeeePerfectoo April 6, 2010

The Waiting Game

The point where a guy/girl hopelessly waits for the one person that would want to be in a relationship. There's no point of flirting, you just do nothing. It's like a fisherman with the pole in the water, with no hook or bait. This mostly happens to nice guys who girls want so badly, yet sticks around with the jerks. Or even the shyguy who doesn't even try. Also, the game can be triggered by entering the friend zone.

He starting the Waiting Game when his crush friend zoned him.

by thelonelyone420 October 18, 2013

wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

by mrchips March 8, 2007

Master-Waiting

Is when you are Masturbating, and waiting for your crap to come out of your ass.

Dude! I was just Master-Waiting in the Bathroom and I wasted all the toilet paper on my cum and had none left to whipe my ass!

by Hello . November 21, 2011

Waiving Fees

When an individual decides to pay for everyone he or she is with when in social situations involving costs, fees, bills, cover charges, VIP tables, tips, etc.

"Hey do I owe you any money from last nights VIP table?" "No you are good, I was Waiving Fees."

by GFYcrew May 1, 2015

Waiting For The Worms

When you've lost all hope and you're decaying

Waiting For The Worms to come!

by dominoguy11 December 3, 2020