Aqua Vulva

An aftershave used by women after they finish shaving their "private area."

A man uses Aqua Velva after he shaves his face. A woman uses "Aqua Vulva" after she shaves her crotch.

by Nickel Man can't stop. April 5, 2011

vulcan death fart

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.

Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!

by loser edpettit April 23, 2008

poopy cunt vulva

a poopy cunt vuvla is used to refer to a female who is
a.) a slut
b.) a bitch
c.) a dirty skeezy whore

it is also used as a term of endearment among close friends

Miriam is such a poopy cunt vulva for sleeping with nancy's boyfriend.

Hey poopy cunt vuvla you look hot in that dress.

by DJ AlmondJoy May 1, 2009

Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time

I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand

by Mr Mong November 29, 2004

Vulva

The female external genitals, extremely sensitive. Containing the same glands as the testes, the Bartholens glands, these are what make the vulva so sensitive.

She forget to wear a cup and took a foot to the vulva, someone get her an ice pack.

by Your guide to female vulnerability February 23, 2005

Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity

Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!

by McScary January 13, 2009

vulvar bum

(singular) An outer labium of a female human

A girl has two vulvar bums, a right vulvar bum and a left vulvar bum.

by lova of sharyn lee November 7, 2005