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Polar Vortex

A new weather phenomenon, where arctic weather gets pushed towards more southbound regions of planet Earth, and the arctic regions get much milder weather.

Scientists haven't been able to give the public a probable cause for it, so people speculate it has something to do with climate engineering, or green house gasses screwing up the upper atmosphere.
"Shit dawg! Since when does Chicago and Detroit have North Pole weather?"
"Pfff man - Since those climate engineer mothufuckas been screwin around with the upper atmosphere and trying to cool down North America with weird-ass Polar Vortex technological shit, yo."
by RonoMacco January 31, 2019
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vagina vortex

the force that pulls a friend away at the beginning of his new relationship rarely losing its grip

often abbreviated as "VV" or symbolically represented by "¤"
frænd 1: I haven't seen todd in a while. he really got pulled in by that vagina vortex.
frænd 2: yeah. he's totally in outer space.
frænd 1: hope he says "hi" to halo and mark for us.
by last1picked August 22, 2009
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purple vortex

banging someone through the nose

this is referred to as a "purple vortex"
by Lola Tramacchio March 23, 2010
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solar vortex

the copious amounts of sunshine in Southern California as the rest of the country freezes in a 'polar vortex'
dang... 72 degrees again. I'll never get to wear my new designer windbreaker/gloves/boots if this solar vortex doesn't break soon.
by LA-Blue February 10, 2014
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Shree Vortex

The act of viewing the Bee Movie on one electronic device while simultaneously viewing Shrek on another, thus calling forth the creation of a vortex of an unfathomable magnitude.
Ever since I witnessed the Shree Vortex, I haven’t been the same. I’ve changed and I can’t tell if it is for the better or worse but I feel strangely powerful and Godlike”

“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”
by The Better Webster November 23, 2021
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Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.
"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!
by geniusman69 April 25, 2022
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The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”
by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
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