A phrase used to describe someone of such little intelligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.
Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"
Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"
Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"
by Dr. wilkins III July 19, 2007

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....
by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
by two blonds May 14, 2017

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.
by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016

Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.
Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
by John. B. Pintman November 6, 2022

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

When you're done wrong by the underground scum in Philly and you expose them and they gang up on you more.
"Hey stop spreading rumours about me you childish imps" "Shut up,you sound like an idiot" "Oh what happened,did I hit some truth in there?" And so on...Philly Vortex.
by JoeNJ2 August 28, 2016
