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Anal volcano

Pouring a can of Coke or Pepsi into someone's asshole and having them defecate an acidic shit solution back out.
Guy: "Trust me honey, it's ok, I was told diet soda creates a less painful anal volcano."
Girl: *muffles inaudible dialogue through a muzzle*
by fun4thewholefamily May 5, 2014
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano

Pneumonoultramicroscopic silico volcano coneosis (45 letters -- had to misspell it to fit in Urban Dictionary -- merge all of the words togeather); a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary. (It is also spelled -koniosis.)
On Feb. 23, 1935, the New York Herald-Tribune reported on page 3:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano-koniosis succeeded electrophotomicrographically as the longest word in the English language recognized by the National Puzzlers' League at the opening session of the organization's 103d semi-annual meeting held yesterday at the Hotel New Yorker.
The puzzlers explained that the forty-five-letter word is the name of a special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of siliceous volcanic dust.
His Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano koniosis made him cough-up black phlegm and blood.
by Aaron M Smith October 17, 2006
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Chilean Volcano

Is when you get fisted in your arse and you seep blood vigorously; also reffered to as being stuck in Melbourne due to plumes of ash from a South American volcano
My anus is bleeding cause of that Chilean Volcano

Dang! We're stuck in Melbourne due to that Chilean Volcano
by Volcanic Hispanic June 14, 2011
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Volcano man

My friend was a volcano man when i got his sister pregnant.
by Bobby Richards February 26, 2010
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Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015
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Spicy Volcano

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim
Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.
by Punkydooster October 12, 2016
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The Braille volcano

when a woman with a prolapsed anus explosively shits diarrhea on a blind man's face.
Did you hear about Ricky? Some chick gave him the Braille volcano.
by 82ndABN March 18, 2009
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