Muffled noises of gorilla violence 

The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.

Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!

Muffled noises of gorilla violence by MynameisnotJohannes April 19, 2021

Level of violence 

* if you do not know what this means, then you either didn't finish undertale, or are in the fandom, or don't need to know.
* but heres the definition anyway, straight from the mouth of sans undertale :
* ahem, " it stands for ' level of violence. '

* a way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt.
* the more you kill the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
* the more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt.
* the more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others "

sans : * you never gained LOVE ( level of violence ), but you gained love.
* does that make sense?
* heh, maybe not.
frisk : * i understand.
sans : * is that so?
* heh, makes my life easier

frisk : * sans. have i earned, your love?
sans :* ..yeah.
f : * yeah?
s : * yeah.
f : * yeah.

w-wait, am i reading the wrong script?- o-oh 😳
uh- oh! heres the right one!
* when i killed that froggit, my level of violence went up by 1!

Level of violence by love händle March 28, 2023

Choose violence 

When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.

A: “People who don’t like Nicki Minaj are terrorists”

B: “So you decided to choose violence”

Choose violence by teneliza June 13, 2021

dating violence 

When one person in a relationship does everything they can to have power and control over the other person, which includes physical violence, verbal and emotional abuse, stalking, or sexual assault. Dating violence is more than a one time incident... it is a pattern of abuse that usually happens more and more and gets worse and worse over time. It can affect all people: young and old, black and white, gay and straight, rich and poor, and everyone inbetween.

Friend: My boyfriend is so friggin' controlling I can't stand it anymore, but I'm scared to leave him because he said he would kill himself if I ever left him.

Other friend: Dude, that is soooo dating violence. He's doing everything he can to control you!

Friend: Is that why he made me unfriend all my guy friends on Facebook?

Other friend: Yup

Friend: Is that why he told me that if I didn't have sex with him that he would leave me?

Other: Duh!

dating violence by nooneinparticular2010 June 2, 2010

x-violence 

putting people back in order using hand motions; a very sexual action/being on a website, similar in violent

used in common slang is "wayne braidy gonna x-violence a bitch?";
Saocore X-Violence'd Confess v2 and its Creators, for not posting an all nude buffet.

x-violence by Tr Lincoln December 12, 2007

da meth-dick violence 

penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket

Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.

da meth-dick violence by Casa Trapp November 28, 2017

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

Video games cause violence by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020