Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining
The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic
by Prince Edward the turd January 8, 2020
Hello!, This is Dr. Root, how may I help you?, (usually followed by, I See!) Then Folowed by (Well the real problem is, your not giving it up enough!)
by joe June 25, 2004
by borne5000 August 17, 2008
A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.
Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.
by I lost the game March 5, 2008
The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.
Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.
Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.
Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?
bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!
bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!
bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
by legit legend juggernaut December 9, 2010
(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
by YapMaster August 22, 2011
N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight
My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.
by lefthindtt December 15, 2009