the vapors

A polite 19th century term women used meaning either

1) Being emotionally overcome or

2) Having gas

Oh, Rhett, I am et up with the vapors!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Shit Vapors

Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.

Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.

Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.

Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

vaporwagner

Music that is heavily hyped but delayed to the point you doubt it will ever be released. A combination of vaporware and 19th-century composer Wilhelm Richard Wagner.

Lil Wayne has a history of vaporwagner projects, so it was somewhat surprising that "Tha Carter III" actually came out.

by PBMax June 18, 2008

vapor dump

Is when you fart so hard, that it feels like you took an amazing poop.

I went to go drop a brick, but luckily it was only vapor dump.

by zingerthegrumpygoddess March 15, 2014

Valori

Dependable, kind, loving, honest, and beautiful arts all words to describe a Valori. She will help you with anything you need. Even if she is going through a rough time she willake sure she is there for you as well. Even though she is absolutely stunning she won't like to admit it and won't think of it herself. She is one of the strongest people and will always put others before herself. You will never have to worry because she will be there for you with every turn you take and every decision you make she will be right there behind you. Valori will be the absolute best friend you can have. If you have a Valori consider yourself very lucky to have found such an incredible and selfless person.

Every person needs themselves a Valori

by Belle Quinn January 26, 2019

vapor cave

Exhaling a fat cloud of vapor from an electronic cigarette into a partner's anal cavity during sex.

Randy took a long drag from his vape, pursed his lips against Veronica's anus, and gave her a vapor cave to remember.

by FatClouds4Life January 8, 2020

Valorified

Valorified known as a username is many website people that have a name on any website with this are always pricks and little idiots.
Example:
Guy 1: "So what's your name on twitter?"
Guy 2: "Valorified"
Guy 1: "No wonder why your an asshole to everyone....."

Valorified - That guys name is Valorified on twitter, bro.

by Not a Prank Bro November 18, 2020