rump varnish

This is the saucey brown collection of shit that gathers itself around the anus cavity of a woman, ending up on the body of the guy that assfucking her, as he bangs against her body.

Man, I was fucking my bitch, and I got rump varnish all over my legs....fuck dat.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

Varnika

Varnika, more like loser. Varnika's are horny all the time, they think white chinese people, are HOT!!!!!

They are often seen being lame and gay, they are often found lonely.

is that varnika sharnika? OMG we should run from that horror!
Is that varnika, the lame dildo user?!

by HottieThottyNakul July 12, 2022

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

Varnauskas

Means crow in swedish. Just kidding, lithuanian.

My name is Varnauskas. I am a crow.

by nothelmig September 24, 2011

Varnished

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...

I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!

by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015