More Music Variety

Meaningless phrase used in radio station jingles. Intended to hypnotise listeners into believing they are listening to a quality radio station with a varied and interesting selection of music. The phrase is usually repeated once every 10 minutes which is just often enough to stop listeners from coming out of their trance and asking "how can playing the same five songs over and over again be considered More Music Variety?"

"You're listening to Syndicated Content FM, with More Music Variety!" <cut to the current Number 4 best selling record for the fifth time that day>

by tentaclez111 May 24, 2009

variants

Fakes; not real. Usually dealing with selling or buying shoes.

Damn man I hella want those jordans but they're variants... fake ass piece of shit.. oh well ya boi Vinh's gonna cop them anyways...

by Vinnie Poo November 4, 2006

the independent variable

An alias for the Comedic rapper, Lil Dicky known for songs like Too High, $ave Dat Money and Lemme Freak

"Yo, Dylan, whos your favorite rapper?"
"Im all about the independent variable"
"what? who you mean?"
"Ya know, Lil Dicky. That dude's hilarious"

by McBurger66 August 2, 2016

variousanus

The skill of being able to bend over, touch your own toes and still smile while someone is sticking it to you.

Most employees are variousanus yet they continue to take it.

by Peter October 6, 2005

fuquay varina

A sexual act consisting of two males and one female engaging in heterosexual sexual activity. Most often mistaken for a menage a trois, which is two women and one man. Most commonly conducted in areas near military installations due to a low female population.

Buck: Bro I need to get laid.

Jethro: Hey I know this one chick in Fayetteville that'll let us pull a fuquay varina.

Buck: I'm there but we have to stay on opposite ends.

by Barry McCahkener December 27, 2008

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

by [schism] July 26, 2004

varillo

The same weed or grass in Latin countries.

Socio, compre algo de varillo para hoy.

by simonsierra October 5, 2007