Vintaged

The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party.

"That red wine has been there for days!"
"Do you want to drink it? It looks pretty well vintaged."

by robuttt August 11, 2008

Vintage Bate

Vintage Bate is what occurs when you're too lazy to find your vibrator, or when your vibrator batteries run out mid-bate and you just use your hands to rub one out, with no technological assistance.

"My batteries died right when I was about to cum. So I just went vintage bate on that shit."

"I didn't feel like looking for my toy, so I just vintage bated."

"My internet connection was too slow for that porn, so I had no choice but to vintage bate."

by neastergirl82 February 15, 2012

Vintage High School

A place that has a great Track, Football, and Soccer team. It is way better than Napa High School. If you disagree you probably go to Napa High School

"bob" I go to Vintage High School"
"James" I go to Napa High School"
"bob" What a faggot

by Some kid who knows words April 11, 2019

1980's Vintage Heels

The Gayest Shoes Purchasable To Date.

Wow Paul Are Those 1980's Vintage Heels? Oh I See, You're On Your Way To The Gay Bar.

by Evan The Man March 25, 2008

vantagical

Not to be confused with fantagical.

Person 1: "I'm feeling fantagical today!"
Person 2: "Vantagical? What the hell is that?!"
Person 1: "I said FANtagical! Dumbass."

by wil johns April 9, 2008

Vintage

An old style of clothes. Type that RM likes.

JIMIN: I have a gift for you!
RM: Thank you, I like this style. Vintage!

by Asialover2000 February 12, 2019

Vintage 69

When two people one who is "young" and one who is 69-90 begin to 69

Jon: Bro I went over to this old whores house and got a Vintage 69
Don: Bro that must have felt weird if she had no teeth

by Sharpest Cheddar January 17, 2021