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VALORANT

a first person shooter that’s more luck than skill
VALORANT is fun & addictive, but it’s rng since the game has bad hitreg :D
by Comikazie February 4, 2022
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Valorant

Valorant, most likely one of the worst games in existence. CS GO and Overwatch had a accident child back in 2020.

Its the type of game to make a person be trapped there for eternity, and a game where you possibly hate and love.

Valorant is said to be a team game, but in reality it's a single player team where you have npcs as teammates.
Wow Valorant is the worst game in the world, my team mates don't know how to play Valorant
by vestiary May 9, 2025
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Steve Valorant

Steve is dog shit at valorant and can't even kill the bots with out expensre's support. says he is radiant but cant even kill easy bots.
by TawhiApples April 11, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Valorant

The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!
Hey Timmy that kid is depressed, he must play Valorant!
by Genius8500 May 23, 2022
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Valor, vaLor, valoR

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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