Vag Tang

Vag Tang is when a female lightly seasons her genitalia with Montreal steak seasoning. She then uses a meat tenderizer to make her genitalia loose and juicy. Once she finishes the first two steps, she then uses a basting brush to spread a tangy sauce of her choosing to suit the needs of her mate. It can either taste delicious or repulsive depending on who is doing the eating.

Barbra basted her vagina with barbecue sauce because her husband wanted to try the famous Vag Tang.

by Hot dog willy September 13, 2015

vag it out

to give birth.

"I'm just going to suck it up, vag it out and then sell it."

(karen from shameless talking about how she's going to not get an abortion and give birth instead.)

by spunkychick June 12, 2012

Vag Amnesia

When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia

John hooked up with Jessie and now it's like he has total vag amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005

vag hands

While ass fucking a slut, the gentleman sticks his entire hand in the vagina and masturbates through the anal-vaginal wall (Internal taint).

Why do my vag hands smell my asshole....Did I do it backwards?

by gangstavag September 25, 2010

Vag breathe

Having sex so your vagina airs out.

"Girl, you need to get laid and let your vag breathe"

by bobbybaboso July 19, 2009

Vag Arrest

Letting a girlfriend control your life, it's similar to being "whipped" but much, much worse.

This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.

Person 1: I heard Joe broke up with his girlfriend, is he finally off of vag arrest?
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.

by YouCan'tHandleTheTruth February 18, 2011

vag gak

All of the shit that ends up on a baby after giving birth.

As a baby is born the midwife will hand the baby to the mother saying; "Mind the vag gak as its as slippery as fuck! I don't want you dropping the poor little bastard"

by VeryBigA February 1, 2018