Vag Tang is when a female lightly seasons her genitalia with Montreal steak seasoning. She then uses a meat tenderizer to make her genitalia loose and juicy. Once she finishes the first two steps, she then uses a basting brush to spread a tangy sauce of her choosing to suit the needs of her mate. It can either taste delicious or repulsive depending on who is doing the eating.
by Hot dog willy September 13, 2015
Get the Vag Tangmug. to give birth.
"I'm just going to suck it up, vag it out and then sell it."
(karen from shameless talking about how she's going to not get an abortion and give birth instead.)
(karen from shameless talking about how she's going to not get an abortion and give birth instead.)
by spunkychick June 12, 2012
Get the vag it outmug. When a guy ignore all his friends because he either has a new girlfriend or because his girlfriend is around. Male form of dick amnesia
by MDSA December 20, 2005
Get the Vag Amnesiamug. While ass fucking a slut, the gentleman sticks his entire hand in the vagina and masturbates through the anal-vaginal wall (Internal taint).
by gangstavag September 25, 2010
Get the vag handsmug. by bobbybaboso July 19, 2009
Get the Vag breathemug. Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.
by lostlast May 2, 2012
Get the Lemon Vagmug. Letting a girlfriend control your life, it's similar to being "whipped" but much, much worse.
This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.
This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.
Person 1: I heard Joe broke up with his girlfriend, is he finally off of vag arrest?
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.
by YouCan'tHandleTheTruth February 18, 2011
Get the Vag Arrestmug.