fake usb

See vape sometimes just a virus stick

Kid: can I take a shit
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k

by ADD ME ON SNAP GAYTARD_69420 April 17, 2019

I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.

She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!

by Pope X November 26, 2024

USBTD

Computer virus transmitted via usb/flash/thumb drive.

Idiot co-worker: Hey dude, can I download that file from your computer to my flash drive?

You: Hell no! I don't want my computer to catch your USBTD!

by therealmrawesome January 14, 2010

usbm

United States Black Metal

"Hey, have you heard Xasthur? I think its the first only good usbm band"

by Demigod Jay October 9, 2008

USBP

United States Border Patrol

I am going to join USBP very soon.

by Pankaj May 13, 2005

usbiverthjngink

When your fingers are numb and you can't type with your thumbs for your life, and you attempt to spell "overthink" and you screw up really, really badly.

Don't usbiverthjngink it.

by violetsarebluu March 28, 2015

usbbw

A USBBW (Ultra-Sized Big, Beautiful Woran) is a SSBBW which weighs over 600 pounds. It is a rare occurence, and therefore a subcategory of SSBBW.

Have you seen that girl last night?
She must have been an USBBW.

by USBBW May 25, 2019