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Urethra

Found on most males. It is the tube running through the penis that carries urine and semen.. Also doubles as a great pencil holder.
I can carry at least 7 pencils in my Urethra.
by MichaelCeraandtheArgonauts September 10, 2011
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urbster

A hipster that shops exclusively at Urban Outfitters.
Sarah: I like her shirt.
Emma: Yeah she got it at Urban, like all of her clothes...she's such an urbster!
by URBSTERR December 17, 2011
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uretheruption

A giant volcano of semen or urine that fires out of one's urethra. The term is applicable to semen from a man's urethra or urine from the urethra of a man or woman, However, it is most commonly used in the context of semen erupting from a man's urethra during a strong ejaculation.
My girlfriend sucked me off so good that my uretheruption literally pushed her eye into her skull.
by carolizer June 21, 2012
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urethra bomb

The sexual act of putting liquid and/or objects in one's urethra for pleasure
"Those urethra bombs last night were intense"
by Deep Throat Playa February 1, 2014
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Urethra Franklin

A move involving one dick inside another (via urethra)
"I did a Urethra Franklin, and my p-hole is now the size of my b-hole."
by Alex Thomas Yarbrough March 15, 2008
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The Urethra Chronicles

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
by fuck you... July 3, 2006
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Urethra Franklin

A male genital piercing, see also prince albert.
Now that I have my nips pierced, the next step is a Urethra Franklin.
by Gabe Nowicki September 25, 2005
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