Urbandictionary

A unsolicited melting pot for retards making up random words like they actually mean something.

Donkey; That’s so fire!

Rational person; I’m sorry, what? What’s on fire? I don’t follow...

Donkey; ugh how could you not even know that?

Rational person; ...been on urbandictionary again haven’t we?

Donkey; (nods head)

by A gentlerman July 16, 2021

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Urbandictionary

A place where anyone can have a huge penis, ass , boobs, or biceps. Its also a place where you can type some random shit and possibly make a poor bastard 300 miles away blow his fuckin brains out. Its a platform for everyone regardless of sex, race, color, religion, creed or mental retardation to voice their personal interpretation of our language in their own words. Its mostly a masculine competition between men about who is the most hardcore bad ass, and how much bigger their wang is than yours. And also how hard they have banged your wife, mother ,sister, etc.

Dude 1: That one guy posted on urbandictionary then his dick fell off..
Bigger dude: He must have been posting about how big my shaft when he watched me nail his sister.

by EYE dont care June 13, 2022

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UrbanDictionary

UrbanDictionary, where all the examples aren't really examples but more of sexual fantasies the guys had about the topic.

UrbanDictionary, when you don't know what the fuck is it about that meme.

UrbanDictionary, see all the retarded stuff you didn't know before.

UrbanDictionary, We'll get you, Kakarot. We'll get you.

UrbanDictionary, it's not cool when there's a space between us.

UrbanDictionary, wtf since when was there a DAIPWNED anyway?

UrbanDictionary, I swear most of this is just sick shit.

UrbanDictionary. wtf is that?

by That Zero Guy June 21, 2007

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