Thumb up your ass

(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.
Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.
by Zamboni_fahrer August 05, 2010
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bug up your ass

To be angry about something that is trivial or of little importance.
Ramzi, why do you still have a bug up your ass about what I said to you last week. I was only joking...get over it already.
by Jessica76 November 04, 2007
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Barbie up your ass

Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.
PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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High up your ass

"High up your ass" is a term to define person who is too boastful, who thinks he knows everything and is too good for everyone else.
She wont go out with me, she is too high up her ass.

You are so high up your ass if you think you can solve this task alone.
by LordZoltan September 02, 2010
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head up your ass

1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole
1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"
by Dylan K. April 24, 2006
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horseshoe up her ass

To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.

"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.
If Paris Hilton didn't have a horseshoe up her ass, she'd be just another crackwhore on Skid Row.
by hesby August 28, 2009
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Shove it up your ass

To forcibly insert an object into your anus
"Take your lifeline exercise card and shove it up your ass!"
by drploppy November 17, 2020
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