unfunny

Dane Cook.

Dane Cook is the most unfunny comedian on the planet. At any given time, wherever funny is, Dane Cook is over 9,000 miles away from it.

by lulz00 December 28, 2008

unfunctionable

inability to function properly

She blew me so hard I was completely unfunctionable for hours afterwards.

by lcritterl January 14, 2008

Unfuckwithable

1.-(adj) -Describes an individual that does not allow themselves to be taunted, bothered or pissed by another human being, all this due to their completely lack of faith in humanity.
2.-(adj.) When you are truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you cuz you badass.

This narrow-minded dude is really trying to get under Sebas's skin today, does he not realize that he's unfuckwithable?

by Seb4 September 14, 2020

unfurl the tripod

to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl.

Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tripod on her. Now I've been tapping that ass like it was a keg of natty.

by Nicholas D October 27, 2003

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

unfuckwitable

To be unabled to fucked with no matter how hard the person whos trying to fuck you tries.

You can't fuck with that nigga he's too unfuckwitable.

by hardForME? March 29, 2010

unfunny james

A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.

Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.

Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010