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Carrie Underwood

Country-poser. No one who really believes in what they sing beats the shit out of someone's car in one song, then tells Jesus to take the wheel in another. Country music is about singing what you know, and she sings what THEY tell her too. She is a product of American Idol (a show that should be cancelled ASAP).
Carrie Underwood isn't seen smashing her ex-boyfriends car in the music video for Before He Cheats because she refused to have the public "see her that way." If she doesn't want people having that image of her, and if that image of her isn't true to herself, then why in the world did she record the song in the first place?
by Julia Hope February 25, 2008
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Underpoop

A combination of twisted underwear and poop, usually found on ones lawn, typically of canine origin.
the dog ate my sisters underwear and laid a giant underpoop on the lawn.
by roosterdusty November 29, 2010
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carrie underwood

a stupid ugly whore who won american idol and didnt deserve to win. she is a discusting bottled blonde skank who is a country singer wanna be she also used to have a job as a stripper what a cunt
by Stupid cunt July 15, 2008
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Carrie Underwood

Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest

Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face

Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!
by Dkd333 July 29, 2010
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Undercooked meat boomerang

A blow job position where when the receiver's penis is limp, the giver pushes it in a vertical position with his/her tongue, and let's it fall back down again inside his/her mouth.
"You do positions like reverse cowboy, doggy-style, the chirping chicken and the undercooked meat boomerang."
by WantlessPower October 25, 2006
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Undercooked nuggets

A Term for small scat Droplets
Sarah loves to eat johns undercooked nuggets
by Scatman2389 May 18, 2023
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underjoke

The UnderJoke, sometimes called the "Hover" or the "Secondary Joke," refers to the second laugh line found at XKCD.com if one hovers their mouse over the original cartoon.
When I read the underjoke for today's cartoon, I laughed so hard that snot came out my nose.
by FasterHalibut February 12, 2015
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